On the first day, God created light and divided nights and days. On subsequent days, God created the atmosphere, ground, plants, Sun, stars, and animals. Then, on the sixth day, God created Adam and placed him into the Garden of Eden.
Adam did gardening, enjoyed the Sun and rivers, peaceful evenings on the porch. One particular night, he started getting stiffy in the lower part of his body and started stroking his peepee. A couple of days later, he wanted to make the feeling better. He asked God to remove two of his ribs so he could, you know… “Easy there, Marylin Manson,” said God and took only one rib to create Eve. Despite Eve being there, Adam was still going solo now and then.
On a personal level, we started doing it in early teen years, but on a humankind level, we’ve been doing it since the dawn of …